HP: "Thanks for calling. All our sales representatives are busy at the moment. You can hold, or leave a voice mail by pressing '1'." [12 seconds of calming music] "Thanks for calling. All our sales representatives are busy at the moment. You can hold, or leave..."

me: {Presses 1}

HP: [different voice] "Sorry, that mail box is full. Please enter an extension to leave another message."

me: "Oh!"

HP: "'Oh' is not a valid extension. Goodbye." click